it’s hotter than?

A couple of weeks ago on an exceptionally hot spring day, I posted on Facebook: “It’s hotter than . . . (Tell me and keep it clean)”

Here are the responses I got. (Below that are my comments). How would you say it?

It’s hotter than . . .

Delhi in July–Nora
The president at an NRA convention–Eugene
Ryan Gosling–Joseph
Ingesting habjeneros while sunbathing in Puerto Vallerta.–Meline
All the forecasters’ predictions. They got it wrong AGAIN–Ricardo
Australia* (No, nothing could be as hot as that)–Elisabeth
Beach sand in August–Lyndelle
Mt. St. Helena when it explored.–Cathy
The rack my hand hits inside the oven every time I think I can cook–Nicole (Richey)**
Can I say hell?***–Grace
Thailand*–Alvina
Right now (after being hot this afternoon, it’s cold and windy)–Beverly
Satan in a sauna–Don
An elevator--Mini
Roy****--Elisabeth
Chillies–Sheri
My boney-ass ugly neighbor. (Ohh … not ugly at all (nor boney). Sorry. It sounded okay inside my head)–Balu